One day we'll look back on these moments, laugh nervously, then change the subject.
today there was a “flash mob” set up by the seniors because it was their second to last day so they blasted the macarena over the loud speaker and did the dance in the main lobby but our headmaster knew about it so it wasn’t even funny but whilst walking past the elevator i found out why they really did this so called “flash mob”
it was a distraction
they put chickens in the elevator
Oh, if only my school had an elevator!
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| Man 1: | But I'm not Gay! |
|---|---|
| Man 2: | Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki? |
| Man 1: | but I'm not! |
| Man 2: | IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI! |
| Man 1: | honestly? |
| Man 2: | THOR OR LOKI! |
| Man 1: | probably Iron Man. |
| Man 2: | SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK? |
| Man 1: | yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man.... |
| Man 2: | ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed? |
| Man 1: | well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me. |
| Man 2: | oh yeah.. |
| Man 1: | and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my- |
| Random Woman: | EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN. |
| *awkward silence* | |
| Man 2: | ...and you said you werent gay! |
Star spangled man with a plan for the win!
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Whoever said Loki was evil lied.
I just send a message to ArtemissherwooD
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